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We’ve all secretly known that iguanas are really miniature dinosaurs left over the days when the Brontosaurus and Tricerotops ruled the earth! Well now some scientists in Antarctica have discovered there is some truth to this. As reported by Business Insider: Paleontologists have unearthed a new dinosaur relative in the rocks near the South Pole. […] Read more

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Associate Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg is out of Memorial Sloan Kettering now and resting at home, but her days may be numbered. Rumors from her round-the-clock caregivers suggest that she is in extremely frail health and will not be walking the dog again anytime soon. However, joy has been brought into her life in the […] Read more

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In the crime-laden outback of South Florida, few outrages have been as gruesome as the murder of green iguanas with a crossbow. According to a local news source in Broward County, a crossbow expert has been using the popular invasive species for target practice: “It’s pretty sad, pretty sick. … You have to think that […] Read more

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What can one say about this sad, sad pub conversation […] Read more

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A list of filthy, nasty stories about Julian Assange has been e-mailed to journalists around the the globe from the Wikileaks Corporation. Newspapers and chat-show hosts are being enjoined not to tell these tales, lest they risk a libel suit. Oddly, one of the most persistent rumors is nowhere on the e-mailed list. That concerns […] Read more

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In a certain large city in America once upon a time, we had no problem with cockroaches. This is because we had powerful insecticides, such as DDT! Then, in the 1960s, some do-gooders decided to ban DDT. In two years the cucarachas were all over the place. We literally had to put our saltines and […] Read more

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Toy iguanas cause as much distress as the real thing, especially if you happen to be an iguana yourself. You don’t believe? Check out the link and the video. One Ontario iguana owner is gonna want to watch their fingers in 2019 after witnessing a vicious territory dispute between Pip, their reptilian pet, and a stuffed doppelgänger. The Canadian […] Read more

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Iguanas are one of the best things that ever happened to South Florida. Yet the “Iguana Menace” continues to be a staple of Florida news. They’re cuddly, they’re affectionate, and you can eat them and make pocketbooks out of them. Al Capp foreshadowed them decades ago with “The Shmoos.” Are we talking about bunny rabbits? […] Read more

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Taylor’s weird cats, Olivia and Meredith, may soon be joined by a green lizard friend, if fans have their way! Everyone knows there’s something bizarre and reptilian about Taylor Swift’s Scottish fold cats. Particularly Olivia, the white one that performs mind-boggling yoga asanas and stands on its hind legs (like a T-Rex!). They’re not your […] Read more

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Your children will love these tasty sausage rolls, especially if you use real meat sausages rather than the vegan sausage in the listing below. Minced iguana may also be substituted. Be sure to stock up on some Fleet® enemas. Ingredients For the sausage rolls 30g/1oz butter 100g/3½oz button mushrooms, finely chopped 1 tbsp Worcestershire sauce 1 tbsp Tabasco sauce 1 […] Read more

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